Dead Letters

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:57:28 GMT

Dear Mom,

What's the point? Wish I could see it. I'm still having trouble with that. I'm sorry. Look, I know why you want to do it, but it does nothing for me. It doesn't change anything. And right now I feel selfish. If it helps you, go for it. But it does basically nothing for me. I'll find comfort in other ways.

Love,
me

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:10:51 GMT

Dear you,

You're about as transparent as glass and as shallow as a kiddie pool.

So what's it going to take to get you to shut the fuck up?

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 22:05:22 GMT

Dear you,

The perfect words never crossed my mind,
Cuz there was nothin' in there but you.

Love,
Me

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:11:50 GMT

You,

And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don't think that you even know what you're looking for.
For my own sanity, I've got to close the door
And walk away

And that's what I'm doing. I'm closing the door on you and walking away.
Thanks for nothing. I'd insult you but the effort would be wasted.

There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there's a fine, fine line between "You're wonderful" and "Goodbye."

I guess this is goodbye then.

The girl who wishes she'd been strong enough to do this before.

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:30:32 GMT

Twilight,

I don't like you, so why the FUCK am I dreaming about you?!

Confused,
Kei

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Dear Faith Hill,

Why the FUCK does your song "If I'm Not in Love" sound almost EXACTLY like "Endless Story" by Yuna Ito? IT'S FUCKING SCARY!

O_O,
Kei

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:28:17 GMT

Dear, dog,

Jasper: USE YOUR PUPPY PADS. STOP PEEING EVERYWHERE. *RAGE*

dsfsdjf,
Breanna

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:19:23 GMT

Dear you,

You'll fall eventually. I wonder when you will, though.

Sitting back with the popcorn,
Me.

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Dear you,

I wonder when we can be friends again? I missed that.

From,
Me.

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:07:54 GMT

Self,

What's wrong with me? Why can't I feel like I used to anymore? What the fuck is wrong? Is this how 2009 is going to be, me in this constant state of being lost in a bad dream? Feel something, be moved by it...just smile and do it for real without any regrets...Everything's linked on this chain of unyielding sadness and I want to understand why it's there in the first place, this sadness, this urge to just curl up and not move. I don't get it. Just...please...let 2009 be better, please? 3 days in and I'm feeling sick and slightly sad...make me better, please?

Feeling empty,
Kei

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:41:51 GMT

Dear 2009,

Please, please be a better year than 2008. That's all I ask.

From,
Me.

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Dear you,

I wonder if my silence is saying anything to you. Perhaps I didn't want to do that because it turned me off. Ever think about that and how much you wanted to have the mods listen to you, but yet you kept on acting like a child? Hmm? I do wonder.

Oh, well. I'm not going to give in.

Standing my ground,
Me.

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:48:07 GMT

Dear, L/Murgatron/StephAnie Meyer/OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS-waifu,

You've no idea just how happy you make me. I'm glad you're in my life and I hope you remain there forever. You're one of the most awesome and coolest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting and befriending. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. And you make me happy on all occasions. Last night was no different from all the other nights, but I guess with the holiday, it just made it feel a tad more special.

I love yooou,
B/Storscrom/Stephen King-husbando

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:45:05 GMT

Dear you,

This year... I want to be happy. And I want to be happy with you. I'm tired of being without you. So, it is now or never... Find a place for me in your life, because I refuse to be an after thought anymore.

Waiting,
Me

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Dear September,

OMG! You are going to be so awesome! Labor Day weekend is going to be so much fun! I can't wait to go to Kumoricon with my Nee-chan! Hmm... I keep getting so many good ideas for cosplay too! There just won't be enough time in those four days!

Excited,
Me

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Dear you,

I wonder... how will this turn out?

Curious,
Me

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:41:11 GMT

Dear Supervisor,

Your infinite wisdom struck again today. After hearing my co-worker's story about how she first told you two days ago our department was almost out of detergent, I wasn't the least surprised when one of the maintenance guys bringing in store bought detergent because we're completely out. And you say the order for it will be delivered on New Year's Day? Ha ha ha! Yeah, right. And wtf was the deal telling me to come to human resources while not telling me it was to sit in during a safety committee meeting? What the hell was I supposed to be? A witness that you and the other members actually held a meeting? Please stop wasting my time, especially when I'm at work.

Wanting You To Do A Good Job For Once,
Me
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Dear 2008,

You pretty much sucked overall. I'm glad to see 2009 is right around the corner. But at least you didn't suck as much as 2007 did, right? Thank God for small favors, I guess.

See Ya, Wouldn't Want To Be Ya,
Me
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Dear Next Monday,

You're only a few short days away yet it still feels like you're a lifetime away from me. I guess you'll be one more rung on that ladder I'm climbing. Ah well, I get paid the same day so I'll count that in as a bonus, ha.

Hopeful,
Me

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:29:01 GMT

Dear God,

I won't ask why. Quite frankly, I don't want to know the answer. But whatever your stupid ass little "plan" is, I just hope that you know how much you've hurt me and my family. You have some explaining to do.

Sincerely,
me

You all make me so happy...

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:40:30 GMT

Dear Friends & Allies,

Allow me not to be usual self in this letter for I cannot stand putting up a pretentious prose while talking about a matter that is so dear to my heart.

I am overjoyed to think that many of us who have known each other for four years or so now are finally writing letters to each other and finally speaking to each other over the phone now. We are no longer simply distant friends or mere icons of our favorite anime or video game characters anymore.

We have realized that we are people and as people we realize that we are 'friends'. We are now friends instead of just text on a screen and that alone means the world to me.

So as this New Year rolls on in please promise me one thing, my friends.
Let's not return to being 'distant' ever again.

I thank you all.

Sincerely,
The Master of Luoyang

p.s. I mean this.

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:16:50 GMT

Dear Mr. ?,

You seem nice, I see you being cute. You've got my attention. You seem intrested, but I'd like a relationship - and it sounds like what you want. I'm just gonna talk to you all night. :D

And I make no apologies (Huh-huh)
I'm into phonography (Huh-huh)
And I like my bluetooth, fun's comin' loose
I need my hands free (Huh-huh)
Then I let my mind roam (Huh-huh)
Playin' with my ringtone
He got service, I've got service
Baby, we can talk all night (Go)

Let's talk about biology
Make believe you're next to me
Phonography, phonography
Talk that sexy talk to me
Better make sure that the line is green
Keep it confidential, you and me
Phonography, phonography
Dirty talk and call it phonography (Hey!)

Interested,

The Frazier.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:40:32 GMT

You,

At this point, I really don't see any reason for appending a "dear" onto letters directed at you. You've managed to aggravate me not only with constantly being nosy and getting into other people's businesses that have no concern for you, but you've become pretentious with thinking you'll have a glimmer of a chance at becoming a mod at iam and otp on Insanejournal. If you wanted the comms, you should have just told the former owners of them instead of waiting.

Beginning to hate,
wolf.

You,

I've been keeping my mouth shut for her long enough.

You are such a fucking immature little twat who really should just go make a rope out of all the fucking shit you've dumped onto her flist and hang yourself. You're a fucking disgrace to the entire female gender and I feel nothing but an utmost hatred for you. You've not only managed to confound me with how childish you are in showing off everything that ever passes through your grubby paws but you've also disgraced the very "nicknames" you claim. You are nothing but a very self-centred and delusional bitch.

DIAF and burn slowly,
wolf.

Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:07:58 GMT

Dear you,

For once, can you simply try being yourself? You act as if it's so difficult, as if you have it so hard. I have a difficult time taking even the simplest things you say seriously, and I hate that. I'd much prefer to know that you were being genuine, but I can't help but to think that you're not. You act like it's so hard for you. Well guess what, sweetheart. It's hard for everybody, not just you.

Or are you a stranger to even yourself?

Just observing,
me

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:23:56 GMT

Dear humanity,

A break. That is ALL I wanted. But no. Instead you decided to pile a bunch of SHIT on me TODAY. Well, fuck you too. I'm tired of being so fucking miserable and I'm tired of no one caring when I am. So all of you, go to fucking hell.

- Me

P.S. To the anon that commented. I would like to know who you are please. ^_^

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:00:40 GMT

Dear ex-fiance,

FUCK YOU. You know what? You know all that shit you asked me to keep quiet about? I FUCKING HAVE. But you? No. Instead, you have to go around talking shit about me to your pathetic friends. LUCKY FOR ME, I have friends that know me better than that. You have a PHD in telling exaggerated bullshit lies. And to think that I was playing with the thought of contacting you again.

Fuck you, seriously. I hope you're miserable as fuck today, you fucking loser. I'm so glad I left your sorry ass. Haven't regretted it a single day. Still alone? Still mooching off mommy and daddy? Still "depressed"? Fucking good then. I'm seriously this close to contacting you again if nothing else than to say all this shit to you. It's been almost a year. MOVE THE FUCK ON.

I hope you choke on all that bullshit. Merry fucking Christmas, asshole.

Fuck you,
the one who found someone ~~a lot better~~ PERFECT for her

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:54:41 GMT

Dear both of you,

Ugh. Thanks for not remembering. A little upsetting, although I expected it from one of you.

I needed you today. So where did you go?
-Jessie

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:56:35 GMT

You -
I guess hope wasn't enough then?
This girl knows when to give up.
Fuck you and all that you stand for.
You're never going to change.
- Me.

Dearest Chendy,
2006/2007/2008 weren't goot years for us. 2009 WILL BE OUR YEAR.
We've done it before, and we'll do it again.
I long for the simpler days, when bustedslash was still active. Hell, when Busted was still active.
However, those time have passed, and now we have to move onto pastures new.
Love,
Your Loz.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:20:59 GMT

Dear US Postal Service,

I know it's a busy time of year, but if you estimate something is going to arrive by a certain date, have it arrive by then or don't give an estimation at all. Also, why in the fuck did my package take a trip from Cincinnati to Memphis, TN just to come back to Cincinnati yesterday and STILL not arrive today like you said it would? Cincinnati is 45 fucking minutes to an hour away, so I see no need for this to take an extra goddamn day to get here let alone the unnecessary trip out of state. When I bought my fiance's gift online, I was buying it for Christmas, not for whenever you fucks decide you want to bring it by. I know this is the US postal service and you guys get paid jack shit, but you do still get some money for WORKING. If I have to work for the bullshit pay I get, then you should too. Do it right, assholes.

Displeased by the "You'll get it when you get it" attitude,

Shinimegami

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Dear Asheamuffin,

Let me know when you get your package. The USPS is being ghey so who knows when it'll actually arrive. D:

Love,

Shinibuns

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Dear You,

Your mouth is a recommended place for a sock. People whine about some stupid shit, but this was pretty bad.

Shut up,

Shinimegami

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:20:16 GMT

Dear Fucktards,

you can all proceed to go to hell, because i dont accept your crap.

Disgruntled,
Rei

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Dear you,

I really miss you

-me

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Dear you.

its fine, i understand
-me

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Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:37:33 GMT

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Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:38:23 GMT

Dear you,

Ahaha ha ha ... and then you have the nerve to call me immature? If I remember right, it was you who told me I should be more direct and grow up. Seems like someone can't handle the shit they are selling.

In a sense I feel bad for you, because I just realized you'll never give yourself a chance to be happy. Hmm, well I did my part. Been civil and all that jazz. Nice to know I'm not worth shit to you because at least an reply could settle this once and for all. But who am I kidding right? I'm just an annoyance to you. Poor you, seriously.

Such a child you are,
Me