LOL WHUT

CHEESE IS AN ELEMENT. OBV.

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:51:13 GMT

10:45:28 PM Shinimegami: Okay so
10:45:32 PM Shinimegami: According to my fatehr
10:45:35 PM Shinimegami: father even
10:45:39 PM Shinimegami: cheese is an element
10:45:50 PM Sirhellsing420: .....................
10:46:03 PM Sirhellsing420: I'VE BEEN BLINDED BY CHEDDAR SCIENCE!!
10:46:10 PM Shinimegami: LMAO
10:46:21 PM Shinimegami: Seriously
10:46:27 PM Shinimegami: We were watching How It's Made
10:46:38 PM Shinimegami: and the announcer was like "Cheese is made out of..."
10:46:39 PM Sirhellsing420: does this mean every time i eat Chesse Nips i'm eating elements? lol
10:46:44 PM Shinimegami: and my dad was like "CHEESE"
10:47:26 PM Shinimegami: then he was like "CHEESE IS ELEMENTAL. IT'S ON THE PERIODIC TABLE BETWEEN GOLD AND SILVER."
10:47:53 PM Shinimegami: I'm like "Is it's symbol Chz?"
10:48:03 PM Shinimegami: "What's it's atomic mass?"
10:48:14 PM Sirhellsing420: LOL
10:48:43 PM Sirhellsing420: next time someone wants to take a picture of me, instead of saying "CHEESE!!" i'm gonna yell out "ELEMENT!!"
10:48:47 PM Shinimegami: LMAO
10:48:52 PM Shinimegami: DO IT
10:48:56 PM Shinimegami: seriously
10:49:02 PM Shinimegami: that will confuse the shit out of people
10:49:15 PM Sirhellsing420: fuck yes i shall do it
10:49:26 PM Sirhellsing420: QUICK, SOMEONE TAKE MY PICTURE
10:49:34 PM Sirhellsing420: IT IZ 4 TEH LULZ SCIENCE
10:50:07 PM Shinimegami: XD

lolbats.

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:04:37 GMT

ZELOS: I BEAT THE BATS
ZELOS: \O/
SHEENA: YAY!
SHEENA: How? XD
ZELOS: I RAN IN
ZELOS: AND HIT THINGS
ZELOS: WITH MY SWORD
SHEENA: Best. Battle stategy. Ever.
ZELOS: ROFL yes.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:55:41 GMT

Axel: OMNOMNOMNOM
SHRIMP ALFREDO

Sora: LOLOLOL I had fettucine alfredo earlier
XDD

Axel: DUDE
That's a whole new level to hivemind.
Hivestomach?

Sora: ROFL *snort* I guess?

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:02:06 GMT

catacombkitten (12:54 AM): we're so naughty
tiana (12:55 AM): i knooooow. i haven't had real internetz drama in aaaages. im kind of enjoying this in a perverse way
tiana (12:56 AM): it's like picking a fight and then being like, "by the way, your breath smells and your penis is small and i hate your mom and youre lousy in bed... YOURE DUMPED!"

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:37:22 GMT

catacombkitten (3:25 PM): luckily i have my ic defib
karen (3:26 PM): you have one? D:
catacombkitten (3:26 PM): yup
karen (3:26 PM): that's handy.
catacombkitten (3:28 PM): i really want a pacemaker
catacombkitten (3:28 PM): lmao
karen (3:28 PM): lol i'll get you one for christmas.
catacombkitten (3:28 PM): yay
karen (3:28 PM): a hello kitty one.
catacombkitten (3:29 PM): yayyyyy

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:17:26 GMT

GUY: I got a job at the Cheesecake Factory
ASCH: ................
ASCH: Do you get discounts at any restaurant?
ASCH: LIKE, IF I KIDNAP YOU, DO I GET FREE MEALS?
GUY: XD I think so
ASCH: ....................
ASCH: *rapeface*

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:51:01 GMT

Davey Havok: *pushes you to kitchen*
Davey Havok: muffins plox.
Jade Puget: my pleasure :3.
Jade Puget: LOL
Jade Puget: COOKIE FIRST
Jade Puget: >O
Davey Havok: ...
Davey Havok: but four bags of patties, desu.
Davey Havok: not just any patties either
Davey Havok: MINTY ASHEPATTIES
Davey Havok: compensation, I demands it
Davey Havok: ;-;
Jade Puget: Lmfao. These are trufax
Jade Puget: *bakes muffins*
Davey Havok: *watches timer*
Davey Havok: ;~;!
Jade Puget: XD
Jade Puget: Ding? (inb4friesaredone)
Davey Havok: ROFLMAO
Davey Havok: *gives you internet patty*

Also,

Jade Puget: btw, I think that should go in lmao aim
Jade Puget: XD
Jade Puget: I wanna post it XD
Davey Havok: IT SHOULD, DESU
Davey Havok: *pushes you off to*
Davey Havok: actually, back up.
Davey Havok: *puts you on rollie chair*
Davey Havok: *then pushes you off to do so*
Jade Puget: XDD

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:02:38 GMT

[12:56] died a jew: nomnom grilled cheeseeeeee
[12:56] BurnBabyVIII: Lol quit making me hungry u h0rrrr
[12:56] died a jew: IT IS WHAT I DO
[12:57] died a jew: ;D
[12:57] BurnBabyVIII: BETCH
[12:57] died a jew: man this is delicious
[12:57] died a jew: I AM THE QUEEN OF CALCIUM!
[12:57] died a jew: this motherfucker has four pieces of cheese on it

SUNK UR BATTLSHOOPZ, JADE BB :*

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:25:30 GMT

Jade Puget (6:14:14 PM): XD My mom bakes them better than I do but I'll keep this in mind XD
Davey Havok (6:14:36 PM): choco-chip cookies are like, a way to my heart. srsly.
Davey Havok (6:14:43 PM): well, so long as they aren't bricks
Davey Havok (6:14:52 PM): I hate when people bake cookies into FRIZBEES
Davey Havok (6:14:56 PM): gooey ftw
Jade Puget (6:15:09 PM): Mine are gooey :3
Davey Havok (6:15:18 PM): you're gooey?
Davey Havok (6:15:19 PM): :x
Jade Puget (6:15:27 PM): LOL IDK ASK AXEL :x
Jade Puget (6:15:28 PM): *shot*
Davey Havok (6:15:30 PM): you came here and then now, you're gooey.
Davey Havok (6:15:35 PM): I think Axel should know the truth.
Davey Havok (6:15:36 PM): :x
Jade Puget (6:15:43 PM): LMFAOOOO
Jade Puget (6:15:47 PM): SHE SHOULD

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:59:33 GMT

SHINI: OMFG THAT SEMINAR
SHINI: IT MUST HAVE BEEN FUCKING AMAZING
AXEL: Couldn't have been unless they had naked dancing RDJ and didn't tell us.
SHINI: ....
SHINI: WHY WOULD THEY NOT TELL US? ;_;
AXEL: BECAUSE, CLEARLY, THEY ARE BASTARDS.

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:53:07 GMT

diabolikal (10:46:54 PM): Oy, you're not bothering me.
tsubasa (10:47:19 PM): I am now. XD
diabolikal (10:47:43 PM): =_____=
tsubasa (10:47:53 PM): No denial!
diabolikal (10:48:09 PM): Your mom is no denial.
diabolikal (10:48:34 PM): I don't even know what kind of sense that made.
diabolikal (10:48:54 PM): I think I just called your mom easy. Lmfao. Whoops.

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:15:28 GMT

karen (12:09 AM): i got a forwarded message from this guy. "i hope obama wears a condom when he screws this country" ><
catacombkitten (12:12 AM): mmm best orgasm this country ever had

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:55:59 GMT

[18:54] shadowlion28: (auto-response from shadowlion28) I'm here, but if I don't respond the evil has stolen away my soul. The fire-breathing beast which serves the foulest of creatures. Touda says he smells like ass.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:49:57 GMT

to real life (11:28:01 PM): And I'm too distracted by election stuff. :3;
i dunno lol (11:28:10 PM): ;_____;. yeah...listening to that right now
to real life (11:29:42 PM): :3;
to real life (11:30:07 PM): We're totally partying it up here, but I'm sure my parents aren't.
i dunno lol (11:31:18 PM): im not
to real life (11:32:51 PM): Well, in my humble opinion, as long as Sarah Palin is far, far away from the White House, the world is at peace.
i dunno lol (11:33:08 PM): *sighs* im not going to get into it because you arent going to change your mind
to real life (11:34:09 PM): Just saying that means you'd try to do it. Any way you look at it, it's a little late.
i dunno lol (11:34:41 PM): id still stand behind what i believe in and its NOT socialism
i dunno lol (11:36:20 PM): i dont know if we should talk about this. because i really like you as a friend and i dont want this to ruin it
to real life (11:38:01 PM): Just cause he's a socialist doesn't make him the next hitler. Our country's not going to suddenly become Soviet Russia, so....Can't be worse than Bush.
to real life (11:38:10 PM): And there's my two cents, and I'll shut up.
i dunno lol (11:42:59 PM): well i wish you the very best on that. ill shut up as well

Wish me luck, guys, I'm off to become a socialist dictator. :D

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:31:17 GMT

catacombkitten (1:20 PM): girl needs some tranquilisers and downers
karen (1:20 PM): girl needs some dying in a fire.

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:14:28 GMT

tsubasa (6:10:12 PM): And wtf, random shuffle in 2616 songs and right after Hand of God it goes to The Face of God!
tsubasa (6:10:18 PM): *HEADDESK*
diabolikal (6:10:24 PM): Lmao.
tsubasa (6:10:37 PM): I bet it thinks it's funny.
diabolikal (6:10:38 PM): Your iTunes has a God complex AND a HIM obsession.
diabolikal (6:10:39 PM): Wonderful.
tsubasa (6:10:43 PM): XDDD

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:38:54 GMT

sanctuary This is true, lmao. I think I would play KH Cloud but it doesn't really involve a lot of Zack, so I don't think I will lmao XD. But idk, haha
chaostheory mm, well he did just grow up
sanctuary Yuh~
chaostheory so really he still has all his memories of Zack
chaostheory always thought kh cloud had started to really close up, becoming deadset on sephiroth to not think about life
sanctuary I kinda like that about him to be honest :x. But I'm a sucker for angsty boys lmao
chaostheory hehe
chaostheory I love the hidden inner angst
sanctuary It's nothing like me, I'm not really that closed up, but that's what makes playing it fun lmao
chaostheory yesh
chaostheory Though Zack is good at drawing emotions out of him
sanctuary So true
chaostheory And Leon is good at understanding and not prying but knowing what he is meaning even when he's silent
chaostheory dur, Reading between the lines. That is the phrase I was looking for.
sanctuary Yes . I love that aobut him.
sanctuary about*
chaostheory *nodnod*
chaostheory <.< So the best of both worlds
chaostheory both guys are loyal to a fault, a SOLDIER and a SEED
chaostheory oh... that sounds wrong
sanctuary LMFAO!!

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:27:38 GMT

[15:22] BurnBabyVIII: APPARENTLY, dykes are ruining the world.
[15:22] twelfth letter: o'rly?
[15:22] BurnBabyVIII: Yes.
[15:22] BurnBabyVIII: Anon said as much on flamecup.
[15:23] twelfth letter: Oh my, well anon is never wrong so it must be true...
[15:23] BurnBabyVIII: Global warming: LESBIANS IN SPACE?
[15:26] twelfth letter: lol it's so true.
[15:26] twelfth letter: all terrorists are lesbians. the economy is broken because of lesbians.

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:03:18 GMT

REPORTS OF SUSPECTED BULLSHITTERY IN THIS WEEKS INQUIRER.

Ashe (6:38:28 PM): she originally did this one reading back in the day and OMFG THE SUN MEANT MARRIAGE
Ashe (6:38:42 PM): also, she's full of shit on her religion but, who am I.
Ashe (6:39:08 PM): but the 'wiccan' is BS
Ashe (6:39:17 PM): probably has a Border's 'TENN WITCH' kit.
Ashe (6:39:19 PM): *snorts her pop*
Ashe (6:39:22 PM): teen*
Andrew (6:39:41 PM): OMFG TENNESSEE WITCH KIT, SHE HAS IT
Ashe (6:41:09 PM): ROFLMGDFAO
Ashe (6:41:11 PM): OMFG
Ashe (6:41:16 PM): *DIES*

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:57:37 GMT

Axel: So
Given my insane love of luncheon meats such as Spam and vienna sausages
I decided to add some sausages to the rice
And I microwaved them
And now,
The sausages look like little penises or something. Little fat ones.

Sora: you have such a gutter mind XD

Axel: I KNOW
I CAN'T HELP IT

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:59:05 GMT

I'm not sure if this should go on wtf or lmao... because it made me kind of do a bit of both. So I'll just pick one and go with it.

Cody: There's a drip in the basement
Cody: and it's drove me insane, so I murdered five people and broke into a liquor store.
Cody: I traded the stolen booze and money for a pound of assorted narcotics and I'm taking them all tonight at the same time.
Cody: ...And I JAYWALKED back from the liquor store to me car!

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:31:11 GMT

Rafflesia Sky (4:24:32 PM): ...
Rafflesia Sky (4:24:34 PM): aurora.
Rafflesia Sky (4:24:35 PM): http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/45fe840944bb732d58dedc3d16b830b1.jpg
melting fears (4:24:52 PM): XDDD
melting fears (4:24:56 PM): LOL
Rafflesia Sky (4:25:01 PM): I'm trying so hard not to rofl. XDDD
melting fears (4:25:05 PM): COKE GEASS
Rafflesia Sky (4:25:14 PM): THAT'S IT, I'M BUYING MORE COKE.
Rafflesia Sky (4:25:15 PM): XDDD
melting fears (4:25:30 PM): I DON'T EVEN NORMALLY LIKE COKE ZERO BUT NOW I WANT SOME
Rafflesia Sky (4:25:38 PM): I DO TOO.
melting fears (4:26:18 PM): Coke Zero: Official soda of the black knights, haha
Rafflesia Sky (4:26:33 PM): ...that should so totally be a slogan of some kind.
melting fears (4:26:54 PM): 8D
melting fears (4:26:56 PM): hur hur

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:44:19 GMT

my sister (10:00:09 PM): #2 if you're always going against you're party then why are you a republican??
my sister (10:00:25 PM): your*
my sister (10:00:38 PM): I'm being affected by no child left behind apparently

karen (11:28 PM): why are you ignoring his calls?
catacombkitten (11:28 PM): cos he wants me to come over and spend the night and then spend THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HIM for his birthday
karen (11:29 PM): you better not. :( i'll die.
catacombkitten (11:29 PM): i will die too
catacombkitten (11:29 PM): cos he wants bjs and i can't breathe through my nose cos i'm sick D:
catacombkitten (11:29 PM): jk jk kind of

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:55:52 GMT

On the topic of a particular mini laptop....

sanctuary: a lot of places these days have wifi, it's pretty cool
rei: precisely
rei: and god this thing is so cute to fit right in my bag
sanctuary: :3 might be fragile tho lmao
rei: true but i can get a sleeve to put it THEN put it in my ba
rei: *bag
rei: its literally the size of a portable dvd player
sanctuary: wow lmao. Yeah, a sleeze is a good idea
rei: LMAO
sanctuary: SLEEVE
rei: SORA QUIT THINKING OF AXELLE
sanctuary: OMFG
sanctuary: >_<;
sanctuary: WTF@ME
sanctuary: aljflajf
rei: Freudian ftw
sanctuary: *flails*

Just fuckin' google it.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:16:45 GMT

ME: You'd be surprised how lousy some people are at web searches.
ME: >>;
ME: It makes me want to take away their opposable thumbs.
ME: SORRY
EMMA: HAHAHAHAHA
EMMA: human privileges REVOKED