Clayton Jenner
younger years
NAME: Clayton Jenner
NICKNAMES: Clay, Claymydia, Claytoris, Lester Molester, Claycardo Cruz, Doug Heffernan
BIRTHDATE: January 1, 1991
LOCATION:
Key West, Florida
CHILDHOOD DREAM: to be the first man to walk on the rings of saturn.
FAVORITES: VM, Donkey Kong, Molly Ringwald, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Cheese, Bacon, Pizza, Corn rolls, Cheetos, corn flakes, chicken fingers, Burger King, black markers, clowns.
FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY: the day I got VM, that will always be the most memorable moment of my life.
  
  
"Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town He'd tousle my hair and say son take a good look around this is your hometown."
senior year
AGE: 18
FAVORITES: Kylie Hirsch, Brie Druggars, Nash Nouri, Colton Douglas, ZD, GN, JM, KR, BA, AJ (x2), AM, EM, PW, the beach, golfing, holding cell, officer Dan, life partners, mardi gras, rhode island, KH, KH, KH, The Boss, Got Crabs?, Maple Syrup, sprinkler system, trampoline, cold shower, Leah Remini, Carrie Heffernan, Stacy Karosi, Kyledius Hirschswallow, Latin lovers, LP, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Hooters.
EXTRA CURRICULARS: Does peeing on Principal O's door freshman year count?
FAVORITE QUOTE: "Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?"; Pedro (Up in smoke)
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: 2/18/09: The day she became mine.
COLLEGE ATTENDING: Umass Amherst.
AMBITION(S): To be the next Bruce Springsteen, minus the musical or lyrical writing talent. Perhaps just...to continue to live my life until the day I die.
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