rescuepackliam: But you're not a girl, you're my sister!
swansongbit: I have all the same parts as a girl... mostly.
rescuepackliam: Shhhh.
rescuepackliam: You have a heart

jasontolls: I feel
jasontolls: That your post is like your height
jasontolls: And my post is like my height
jasontolls: And if we stacked them together, they could dance chest-to-cheek

boughsofhallie: I wish they were stripper boots but they're not.
boughsofhallie: They're just.. big, big platforms.
swansong bit: I'm sure there are space strippers....
boughsofhallie: Me too, but I doubt Spock's mom had a double life. Hers was messed up enough as is.
boughsofhallie: "HI HONEY. I MADE 29458394 VULCAN BUCKS LAST NIGHT."

leowithteeth: what about my life is fucking inspiring?
swansongbit: your music
swansongbit: What about me is fucking exceptional?
leowithteeth: your legs
leowithteeth: that's the one compliment you get this month
swansongbit: Thank you

the jayda sound: well if you're a high enough level madge you can go anywhere you want in an instant so yes. i'd rather be one too. -.-
swansongbit: Haha I love you

swansongbit: Also, I have an eating disorder.
swansongbit: According to Arkansas radio and the crazies that call them
leowithteeth: you do. you eat too much taco bell.
leowithteeth: it's a fucking disorder

leowithteeth: who the fuck loves drag queens?
swansongbit: ...everyone.
swansongbit: They're dudes that understand fashion. What's not to like?
leowithteeth: uh EVERYTHING
swansongbit: Psh. You'd make a sexy fucking drag queen.
leowithteeth: you're making me sick
swansongbit: You should be on RuPaul's Drag Race.

funshine hallie: OH THAT IS MEAN.
swansongbit: I TOLD YOU
swansongbit: If I ever even TRIED that with Leo, he'd be like, "UM, NO. GET BACK HERE" and then pick me up and drag me somewhere to finish
funshine hallie: just the idea of doing that to him is horrible
funshine hallie: It's like
funshine hallie: Letting a diabetic smell a piece of funfetti or something.

swansong bit: Why does nickelback exist?
pennedjonathan: To hurt my soul
swansong bit: And mine
pennedjonathan: And my brain
swansong bit: And mine
pennedjonathan: Let's plot some sort of takeover
swansong bit: I already took a Grammy from 'em
pennedjonathan: Four for you Glenn Coco

leowithteeth: just keep it out of my fucking mouth
swansongbit: I don't know how it got in your fucking mouth

swansongbit: what the fuck do you need a chicken for, farm boy?
leowithteeth: TO EAT
swansongbit: You can get chickens here.
swansongbit: in LA
swansongbit: in Vegas
leowithteeth: yeah but i want an indian chicken
swansongbit: You are so fucking odd.
leowithteeth: i want to see if they fucking taste different

swansongbit: ha good fucking luck
leowithteeth: i'll just tape your mouth shut right after.
swansongbit: I would choke!
swansongbit: AND DIE
swansongbit: WITH MY MOUTH FULL OF JIZZ
leowithteeth: that's even better than the king

leowithteeth: bet you'd cut a bitch for these waffle fries
swansongbit: I hate you so much right now
leowithteeth: hahaha

leowithteeth: jacking off on weed is so fucking unpredictable

leowithteeth: harry god damn pussy licking potter