THE SECRETS
002. I dumped my high school girlfriend when she got pregnant.
003. My mother died last year, and I'm secretly relieved.
004. I've claimed to be sober for 2 years now, but I still sneak a drink once a week.
005. I have no issues lying about anything to anyone.
006. I have a severe issue with stealing things from work.
007. I'm aware I'm a sex addict, but I don't really care to do anything about it.
008. I gambled away my kids college fund and now I have no way to get it back.
009. I enjoy thinking up ways to murder people who piss me off.
010. I write for a living, but everything I've published was plagiarized.
011. My girlfriend was moving away, but I needed her to stay so I damaged all of my condoms in an attempt to get her pregnant. She still ended up leaving and I haven't recovered.
012. I cling to any girl who's nice to me, because I'm terrified of dying alone.
014. Sometimes I think money is all that matters to me and I don't care.
015. I pick up girls on myspace and use them when I can and then never talk to them again.
017. Sometimes I really wish I didn't have a girlfriend.
018. I'm really stressed because my job has a lot of investors and I spent all of their money - and I still haven't gotten it back.
019. I'm a physical therapist and sometimes I take the sessions a bit too far.
020. I'm completely in love with a co-worker, but he has a girlfriend and not at all into guys.
021. Sometimes I wish I felt it was okay for men to cry, because she's doing nothing but cause me pain.
023. I sent my kid to boarding school so that I could focus on my love life.
024. I found my friend dead last week and went home without telling anyone for two days, I was so upset.
025. My doctor told me I was going to die last year but then there turned out to be a mistake and four months later he told me I'm fine. Now I don't know how to live.
026. I want a lover I don't have to love.
027. Everyone calls me metrosexual and I just laugh it off, but it's really starting to piss me off because I'm afraid someone will think I'm gay.
029. Everything I sell was stolen.
030. I started dating this girl to make my friend jealous, but now I think I'm in love with the girl I'm using, and don't know how to tell her any of it.
031. I think my dad is addicted to a drug, but how the fuck do I confront him about it?
033. I'm a coward, and I know it. I run from every conflict that is thrown my way because I just don't want to deal with anything negative.
034. I know it's the in-thing to be open minded and accepting of other people, but I just can not feel comfortable around anyone who's homosexual.
035. I hate any happy, loving families because I grew up in an angry, abusive one. I refuse to think real ones exist.
037. You know what? I'm happy and I don't get why people are obsessed with drama and letting everything get them down. People need to grow up.
038. I've messed up so many things in my life, I'm not sure there is anything left to salvage.
039.. I hate how sad she is. I want to be able to make her happy but nothing I do works. Why aren't I good enough?
040. I live a nice, normal life. But the thoughts in my head are far from nice and nothing normal.
041. I hate being told no, and I know one of these days I'm going to take things too far and do what I really want when she says no to me.
042. When I drive the speed limit, I feel that the rest of the world despises me - but I still refuse to speed up and when people ride my ass? I just slow down.
043. I dumped you because my friends made fun of me for dating you. But, I'm still in love with you.
044. I've been out of the closet for years and now I've convinced myself that any gay guy hiding their true colors are a disgrace.
045. I love being the clown of my group of friends because being funny is who I am and anything else just isn't good enough.
046. In 9th grade I accidently killed my dog - and he still haunts me everywhere I go.
047. My girlfriend keeps complaining that I like to hang out with my friends more than her. And I do.
048. I'm sick of being single but I've yet to find someone good enough.
050. My job is about helping other people, but I only have it so I can feel good about myself when I help someone.
051. I said men don't cry on the phone, but I cried after I hung up.
052. Everything I told my psychiatrist is a lie.
053. I don't wear my ring because I don't love her, not because I don't like rings.
054. I want to be in love, but I'm afraid it won't solve all my problems like I want it to.
057. When I get parking tickets I love to put them on the cars parked next to me in hopes someone else pays them.
058. I'm one temptation away from shooting heroine again.
060. I buy things for people just to make them like me.
061. I've always wanted to break into someone's place and steal anything just for the rush.
062. I told you that I didn't believe you were like the other girls, but I still think that you are.
063. I only like playboys that were published over 10 years ago.
064. I feel like everything I do is a waste of time and that nothing I ever say will mean a thing to anyone.
065. I saw my brother's girlfriend making out with someone else, and I never told him because I want him to find out in the worst possible way.
067. I dated a girl for a while but when I found out she was my student I broke it off. Now I regret it.
068. My friends think that I spent the holidays in Jersey visiting my family. My mom actually sent me away to a hospital after I attempted to commit suicide.
070. Everyone thinks I love my life but they don't know that I'm always thinking of different ways to end it.
071. Music is my life and quite frankly, nothing else matters.
073. I have strong ambitions. I really think it'd be fun to work for the mob.
075. I hate anyone who reminds me of myself.
076. I was so drunk at a party I saw a friend of mine passed out, getting raped and I did nothing to help her. Now I feel awful.
077. Shark dolls scare the crap out of me.
078. My best friend's girlfriend is the coolest, nicest and most down to Earth girl I will ever meet. And he doesn't even see it.
079. I know it's stupid, but I wish I could fly. Always have. Always will.
080. I'm a gay guy with no experience what-so-ever. Now I'm sure no guy is going to want to do anything with me, cause I'll suck.
082. I keep having impure thoughts about a married woman and I want nothing more than to act on them.
083. I feel like my band is really slacking and it's the most frustrating thing to be stuck in Plymouth with a band who doesn't appreciate my talent.
085. I don't want anyone to know I'm seeing you, but you want to tell the world. How do I deal with that?
086. Many people think I have this big ego, but it's just fake confidence to compensate for the insecure, worthless way I feel.
087. I ripped out the heart of the person who truly loved me.
088. I hate fake blondes so much, I switch the bottles of hair dye in the drug store hoping they'll accidentally dye their the wrong color.
090. I made her think we have everything in common to get her into bed, and it worked.
091. I didn't need the job that bad, but I liked the competition. I got the job, and he's struggling to pay his rent.
094. I said I loved you, and you found out I lied. Now I do love you, and you won't look at me.
095. I'm not naive, I only act like it because I don't want to face the lies in the world.
096. I sneak meat into my vegetarian sister's meals.
097. Sometimes I wonder what a woman would really do if I randomly grabbed one of her breasts.
098. I'm a college professor who worries that my students won't like me.
099. I keep trying to think up ways to make myself immortal, because dying seems to be too terrifying.
100. I've finally achieved my dream, so why isn't it making me happy?
101. I love peeing in public pools and keeping it to myself.
102. I have to excuse myself every time a pretty girl talks to me because I get the hiccups.
103. I disagree with everyone for the sake of arguing.
104. Your ex-boyfriend never really beat me up. I told you that so you'd dump him and it worked.
105. All of the nice things in my apartment were purchased when I ran a credit card scam.
106. That music I claim to hate? It takes up most of my Itunes library.
107. I secretly love environmental disasters because of how exciting I think they are.
108. It's no secret that I work at Starbucks but what I do to your coffee is.
111. My mother has 1,500 followers on Twitter and I have 7.
112. I based my life and purpose around one person and now that they're gone I don't know who I am anymore.
113. I broke up a couple of friends just because I could.
114. I make up bad things about my life to justify how depressed I am, even though I don't have a real reason.
115. My best friend in high school didn't know that I was the school mascot (I was too embarrassed) and he beat the shit out of me with a group of friends.
116. I really need to fess up to my best friend and tell them that moving in together was a bad idea and they need to go.
117. I love you more than anyone else does, but I don't miss you.
119. I thought we were closer friends, but you have a separate life that you don't tell anyone about and I know you think I don't know.
120. Yeah, I'm still scared of the dark. Shut up.
121. When I was 18 I was arrested for breaking and entering. It was the best night of my life.
122. I brag about all the girls I've slept with, but I'm still a virgin.
123. I refuse to buy products tested on animals but I have no problem stealing them.
135. I just graduated and moved out and I fully intend on dating an African American girl to piss my racist father off.
136. I'm a straight male with no interest in sports or beer but I have a high interest in fashion and hair. I still pretend to be a football enthusiast.
137. I recently found myself crushing on a girl close to 10 years younger than me and I feel no shame for it.
138. Being a single father has lead me to believe I will never be able to love another human being again.
139. I've only had sex once and that was just because she needed the cash.
140. I was conceived when my mother was raped and now I'm convinced I'm going to be a monster because I have that man's blood in me.
141. I'm so tired of my decisions being judged and analyzed by my wealthy family that I decided to do the most outrageous things to embarrass them.
142. One time when I was in the city I was crossing the street with a group of people and a car that was out of control looked like it was going to hit us because it wasn't slowing down or breaking ... so I hid behind an elderly woman.
143. Your dog never ran away. I accidently hit him with my car and told you he ran away.
144. On the night of my 16th birthday my brother's wife stripped for me. I saw everything.
145. I love to steal random things from the girls I hook up with.
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