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MALES (63)

Adam Lambert
   The Peter Pan
   Teacher
   theatric dillon

Alain Lavalle
   The B-Boy
   Senior
   BreakinDavid

Alex Meraz
   The White Fang
   Junior
   TakodaHowls

Alex Pettyfer
   The 28 Days Later
   Senior
   dalton disturbs

Alexander Klaws
   The Former Jock
   Teacher
   HerrTobiasPutz

Bill Kaulitz
   The Pretty Boy
   Junior
   svens androgyny

Blake McGrath
   The Scandal Magnet
   Senior
   WildGymnastKyle

Boo Boo Stewart
   The Daredevil
   Sophomore
   Gnarlygrant

Cam Gigandet
   The Dead Poets Society
   Teacher
   ethan inspires

Chace Crawford
   The Ivy League Bound
   Junior
   BlazenRuffRyder

Chad Michael Murray
   The Party Boy
   Junior
   inebriated colton

Channing Tatum
   The Fighter
   Senior
   FwBennettfits

Chris Hemsworth
   The Two-Timer
   Teacher
   DontCrosseWinter

CJ Baran
   The Up and Coming
   Junior
   SagelyAdvice

Cody Longo
   The Gymnast
   Senior
   Golden Wadeykins

Colin Ford
   The Little Brother
   Freshmen
   LilBroMase

Corbin Bleu
   The Secret Window
   Junior
   cavalier callum

Corbin Bleu
   The Rebel Without a Cause
   Junior
   run riot malachi

Danny Noriega
   The Next Idol
   Senior
   IdolizeBay

Derek Hough
   The Junior Prom King
   Senior
   RockOutJett

Ian Somerhalder
   The Gordon Bombay
   Teacher
   HockeyNaziSat

Jake T. Austin
   The Theater Geek
   Sophomore
   HardKnockAaron

Jensen Ackles
   The Fresh Start
   Teacher
   YourLandonStrip

Jeremy Sumpter
   The Alcoholic
   Junior
   jacobcandrink

Jesse Eisenberg
   The Social Project
   Junior
   TriggrH4ppy

Jonathan Horton
   The Normal Life
   Senior
   PridefulKovu

Jonathan Perez
   The Single Father
   Senior
   ProudPapaBray

Jonathan Rhys Meyers
   The Rupert Giles
   Teacher
   don l ripper

Josh Peck
   The Former Fat Camper
   Junior
   Warren Vicious

Justin Bieber
   The Class Clown
   Sophomore
   DaleyChances

Kameron Bink
   The Manipulative
   Junior
   jareybean

Kellan Lutz
   The Hat Trick
   Senior
   VacarroBJ

Kevin Zegers
   The Stoner
   Junior
   aswildaswest

Kris Allen
   The Voted Most Likely to Succeed
   Teacher
   SingItBrodie

Liam Hemsworth
   The Football Captain
   Senior
   AussieLoverNate

Logan Lerman
   The Foster Kid
   Sophomore
   woahitswyatt

Lucas Till
   The Prince Charming
   Senior
   hoopsterbristol

Luis Rosada
   The Sickness
   Junior
   intelijahnce

Luke Grimes
   The Kegger
   Junior
   piratehat plank

Maksim Chmerkovskiy
   The Russian
   Teacher
   RussianAdrian

Mark Salling
   The Angel Eyes
   Junior
   jathan on the run

Martin Stosch
   The Hopeful Successor
   Sopohomore
   KeegIsADolphin

Mason Musso
   The Skater Boy
   Senior
   CSIGambino

Matt Giraud
   The Hometown Hero
   Teacher
   AshtonConducts

Matt Lanter
   The All Star
   Senior
   truerory

Matthew Lush
   The Misconceived
   Junior
   ReadySethAction

Michael Phelps
   The Olympian
   Senior
   GoldRushJensen

Michael Trevino
   The Untouchable
   Junior
   vanifornication

Miguel Santiago
   The Womanizer
   Junior
   HydroRiveria

Mitchel Musso
   The Blind Kid
   Sophomore
   Midnight Vineo

Norman Reedus
   The Jethro Gibbs
   Teacher
   majorjudas

Riley Smith
   The Mr. Nice Guy
   Senior
   notAUSTINtatious

Robert Adamson
   The Forgotten
   Junior
   AJ is Lawful

Robert Pattinson
   The British Import
   Junior
   Reedari

Ryan Buell
   The Knight's Tale
   Teacher
   indignant nick

Scott Mechlowicz
   The Peaceful Warrior
   Senior
   EfinnCheerleader

Shawn Ashmore
   The Lost Soul
   Junior
   ReidbowBrite

Sterling Knight
   The Rockstar
   Sophomore
   ChaddyJagger

Taylor Lautner
   The Perfect Catch
   Junior
   KieranHill321

Thomas Dekker
   The Son of Sam
   Junior
   BaysGotWood

Toby Hemingway
   The Boarding School Dropout
   Junior
   ready for jakeoff

Zac Efron
   The Patrick Verona
   Junior
   nolan is naughty

Zachary Abel
   The Carter Anderson
   Senior
   jasdontsparkle

FEMALES (47)

Adrianne Palicki
   The Sue Sylvester
   Teacher
   january flight

Alexa Vega
   The Town Bicycle
   Sophomore
   nom nom naomi

Alice Greczyn
   The Mafia Brat
   Junior
   frankiestarship

Amber Heard
   The Sex Goddess
   Senior
   serial kaler

AnnaSophia Robb
   The Bookworm
   Freshmen
   dreamin hallie

Ashley Greene
   The Pin-Up
   Junior
   andoholic anon

Ayla Kell
   The Dreamer
   Sophomore
   VivianFlipsIt

Blake Lively
   The Spoiled Brat
   Junior
   la elle noel

Briana Evigan
   The Fight Club
   Junior
   brassjacks

Brittany Snow
   The Jockette
   Junior
   RyleeAM

Cassie Scerbo
   The Triple Threat
   Senior
   FlippinLogan

Chelsea Hobbs
   The Feminist
   Senior
   FlipOutEmmy

Dakota Fanning
   The Ballerina
   Sophomore
   primamallory

Demi Lovato
   The Bella Swan
   Sophomore
   christimas bells

Dichen Lachman
   The French Maid
   Teacher
   adricreps

Ellen Page
   The Obscure
   Junior
   JustATessaract

Emily Osment
   The Tomboy
   Sophomore
   hoopstarJNess

Emma Stone
   The Wild Child
   Junior
   bgirl rena

Evan Rachel Wood
   The Girl Interrupted
   Senior
   not so perfect gem

Felicia Day
   The Nerdy One
   Junior
   lfg kris

Hayden Panettiere
   The Chick Fighter
   Junior
   blackbelttrinity

Jennette McCurdy
   The Baby Spice
   Freshmen
   sugarbitesEliza

Jennifer Stone
   The Harper Finkle
   Junior
   AriDesignsIt

Jessica Burciaga
   The One That Returned
   Teacher
   sex ed andrea

Jordin Sparks
   The Hannah Montana
   Senior
   JessiSingsIt

Julianne Hough
   The Girl Next Door
   Junior
   FoxtrotAlex

Kesha Sebert
   The Middle Child
   Junior
   gossipfolkApril

Kristen Stewart
   The Teacher's Pet
   Junior
   lord jordemort

Lacey Schwimmer
   The Preacher's Daughter
   Junior
   BellasNoSwan

Lindsey Blaufarb
   The Southern Belle
   Senior
   southerngaljenn

Maggie Grace
   The Scorned
   Teacher
   carolinathorne

Mandy Jiroux
   The Flower Child
   Junior
   kellboompow

Megan Fox
   The Sex and the City
   Senior
   cassip girl

Michelle Trachtenberg
   The Devil Wears Prada
   Junior
   prada lia

Mollee Gray
   The Social Butterfly
   Junior
   TheaterGeekErin

Nastia Liukin
   The Stoic
   Senior
   kiaravolkov

Natalie Dormer
   The Anne Boleyn
   Teacher
   AvasADiva

Nichole Cordova
   The Painkiller
   Junior
   ash fairplay

Nina Dobrev
   The Principal's Daughter
   Junior
   st valentina day

Pauley Perrette
   The Indie Queen
   Teacher
   whiz kid janie

Sasha Cohen
   The Broken
   Senior
   explain this lyssa

Skye Sweetnam
   The Class Act
   Junior
   on harley

Tamsin Egerton
   The Almost Famous
   Junior
   rock out willow

Taylor Swift
   The Love Story
   Junior
   you got leighed

Vanessa Hudgens
   The Miss Fallen
   Junior
   get rowdy jordana

Veronica Collazo
   The Lifer
   Junior
   MaddiesDanceLife

Zoeth Cardenales-Velazquez
   The Miami Heat
   Senior
   MiamiHottieAngel