Adorkable Laurie

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:59:43 GMT

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:06:30 GMT











		14/101 completed

Online Generated Projects

[001] send at least five postcards through postcrossing.com [0/5]
[002] meet the NaNoWriMo goals by the end of November 2009
[003] send a postcard in to PostSecret
[004] A to Z challenge: visit a place for every letter of the alphabet [0/26]
[005] complete a project 365 [1/365]
[006] play at freerice for 50 hours [0/50]
[007] take a self portrait for the last 30 days that I am 21 years old [0/30]
[008] complete a 100 icon challenge [0/100]
[009] keep a record of my favorite song for each week and add that song to an iTunes playlist for a year [0/52]
[010] create a list of 101 things for the next 1001 days! finished January 2008!

Cleaning Up My Life!

[011] finish my girl scout scrapbook
[012] have new copies of keys for my car made, just in case finished March 2008!
[013] organize my computer’s folders
[014] implement some of the great teaching methods I remember from my own education in my classroom
[015] finish setting up all my Scribbld journals (this means layouts, profiles, icon keywording, setting up the userinfo page; the works) [?/12]
[016] finish my 100 Questions for my first 6 characters [3/6]
[017] organize my portfolio and make a list of lesson plans I can go to in a bind in the future

Academics and Literature

[018] rush an academic fraternity
[019] continue to be on the dean’s list each semester
[020] read the MLA’s 30 books every adult should read before they die [http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,1721526,00.html] [0/30]
[021] read don quijote in Spanish
[022] study politics and vote for the best candidate for President completed November 2008!
[023] apply to be a CA for 2008-2009 completed March 2008!
[024] read Harry Potter in Spanish
[025] graduate from college within 6 months from the end of this list
[026] apply for at least five scholarships [0/5]
[027] learn a new language
[028] go a semester without missing class due to laziness
[029] finish 10 evil level sudoku games without help or cheating [0/10]
[030] finish one crossword puzzle a week for a year [0/52]

Environmental Goals

[031] stop using plastic grocery bags and start bringing my own canvas bags to the store
[032] give handmade Christmas gifts to everyone
[033] plant a tree
[034] buy a bike
[035] try to lower my carbon footprint by taking the train and riding a bike instead of driving my car
[036] donate clothes I no longer wear to goodwill [this means anything that is everyday and has not been worn in the last year]
[037] recycle, recycle, recycle!

Traveling Is Fun!

[038] add three new states to my travel log [0/3]
[039] travel to a foreign country
[040] go to New York City at Christmas time
[041] go on a roadtrip with friends completed April 2008!
[042] go to Lambert’s Café for dinner with a group of friends, even if it means driving forever to do it completed April 2008!
[043] take the train to somewhere besides home and school
[044] attend a taping of the Daily Show or the Colbert Report
[045] eat a Chicago deep dish pizza in the windy city
[046] eat New York style pizza in the big apple

Take me Out to the Ball Game

[047] see a game in five new major league baseball stadiums [1/5]
[048] start a fantasy baseball team completed April 2008!
[049] audition to sing the national anthem at a Royals game
[050] ask a guy on a date to a Royals game
[051] go to the Royals home opener/opening day each season [1/3]

Let Me Entertain You

[052] go to pine street at least once on a Thursday night, just to see what the commotion is all about
[053] play in the rain completed November 2008!
[054] host a board game night completed September 2008!
[055] go skinnydipping
[056] lay in the grass with someone else and watch the clouds go by
[057] have a food fight
[058] sleep under the stars
[059] buy and carve a pumpkin
[060] jump into a big pile of leaves
[061] build a snowman with friends
[062] learn how to ballroom dance
[063] finish mastering juggling with clubs
[064] fly a kite
[065] host a murder mystery dinner
[066] go on a picnic
[067] visit Pin Oak Hollow for childhood memory’s sake completed July 2008!
[068] beat my bowling record of 169
[069] learn how to draw better and make something for Lyssa
[070] go crazy before finals for my 21st Birthday completed May 2008!
[071] watch 50 new movies [9/50]
[072] go letterboxing [http://www.letterboxing.org]
[073] go to the riverboats with Grandma to gamble; don’t take more than $25
[074] read every joke e-mail my grandpa sends me, no matter how busy my day gets

Pushing my Norms and Experiencing new Things

[075] see a sunset and sunrise in the same day
[076] go one week without soda
[077] donate blood [which means getting over my fear of needles]
[078] donate my hair to locks of love
[079] successfully run a charity program on campus completed February 2008!
[080] go on a date on Valentine’s Day [date can be with a boy or a friend, doesn’t matter]
[081] get a pen pal and write to them for at least a year
[082] kiss someone at midnight on New Year’s Eve 12/31/2008 and 12/31/2009 [0/2]
[083] mentor a girl scout troop
[084] stop biting my nails for a month [0/30]
[085] get a manicure for the first time ever
[086] meet an online friend in person completed March 2008!
[087] bake a loaf of bread
[088] buy a plant and keep it alive for a year
[089] fast from chocolate for a month [0/30]
[090] catch up with three old friends [1/3]
[091] make a new friend completed August 2008!

Misc. (i.e. I had nothing left for these to go under)

[092] organize a program and help a group of girl scouts earn a badge
[093] get an emergency kit for my car
[094] send thank you cards to everyone for gifts at Christmas each year [0/2]
[095] save $2000 in the bank [0/2000]
[096] shave my legs at least once a month for one year [0/12]
[097] cook Thanksgiving dinner each year to take the stress away from Grandma [0/2]
[098] buy a hamster for my future classroom
[099] get a family portrait taken of the Williams side for my grandparents
[100] buy a new camera
[101] take a picture of everything on this list for document’s sake, if possible

For each thing on the list that I do not complete, I will donate $5 to an undetermined charity.

To be completed by October 10, 2010!

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:49:23 GMT

I had an acquaintance call me ugly today at dinner. He has a tendency to say inappropriate things and as much as it should not bother me, it does. I can't help but think that he's said something like that to another girl in the past, and because of his inappropriateness and complete asshattery, she's ended up doubting herself and possibly resorting to an eating disorder to make her feel better about herself. I sent him a message on facebook, but I'm still so upset and angry about this. I hate that there are people like him in our world and I hate that I didn't say anything to him to his face about it.

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:29:59 GMT

Dear Ally,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it first of May in your closet and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
Laura

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rashes
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:06:19 GMT

There's so much about women's rights that I've never really thought of, and the idea that a woman would be forced an unnecessary surgery or be denied the right to give birth in the privacy of her own home is...so infuriating that I don't even have the words to explain it. Perhaps there is a risk of infection, but it is a mother's choice to decide where, when (well...sometimes), and how she will give birth. And the government on ANY level has no right to decide that for a woman and her family. Hell, even her husband has no right to decide for her.

Ugh. Okay, I'm done with the soap box for the evening.

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:10:37 GMT

Ugh, Subtropical Storm Laura, you fail. Hardcore.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at2.shtml?5day#contents

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:40:12 GMT

Okay, so I am going to a conference called MACURH (the Midwest Affiliate of College and University Residence Halls), and I have to present a program since I've been to a conference before. They didn't tell this to me until Friday, and I have to decide what I'm doing and have something written up for the program guide by Thursday. I have an idea, but I might need some help.

I want to make one of those personality inventory things, based on the one called true colors, but instead of being colors it's Harry Potter houses. There are a few things that I need ideas for (or maybe even help generating).

1) 5 sets of 3 words for each house; so an example I have is that row one had the following words: a) active, opportunistic, spontaneous; b) parental, traditional, responsible; c) authentic, harmonious, compassionate; d) versatile, inventive, competent. The reader picks the group of words most like them and gives it a 4, and then the next most like them a 3 and so on for each of the 5 sets of groups of words.

2) A quick description of what type of person is in each house (I can probably manage this one, but suggestions are good), as well as some I statements (ex: I value freedom and excitement. I think that being skillful is more important than structure, logic, and feelings, etc etc etc)

3) how that person may act at work, in love, and in childhood.

I know that you guys probably have no interest in this, but the help would be amazing if you get a few minutes. I don't know if my body can handle the stress of this on top of hall council, band, work, and school.

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:46:00 GMT

1. Open up iTunes
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening credits: I Put a Spell on You - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Waking up: Battle - Colbie Caillat

First day of school: One of these Nights - The Eagles

Falling in love: In My Dreams - Dream (ahahahahhaaaaaaa....this one probably actually makes sense)

Fight song: Soak Up The Sun - Sheryl Crow (because nothing says a bloody nose like communists that can't afford their gas)

Breaking up: L.A. - Murs & 9th Wonder (wth...sigh)

Prom: Spiderman Jam - No Tengo Amigos (my brother's band. quite funny since it's a live recording and that shit usually goes down at prom so like. yeah.)

Proposal: When the Heartache Ends - Rob Thomas >______>

Life: I Can Hear the Bells - Hairspray OST

Mental Breakdown: UCM Mules Drum Yell - Marching Mules (yes...I have drum cadences for my band on my iTunes SHUT THE FUCK UP)

Driving: If You Wanna - Paul McCartney (ngh, mom's music. I still need to get it on my old iPod for her so I can give that to her for chrimbo)

Flashback: All I Want - Maren Ord (ugh, love this song. I am making it an OTP song, fyi)

Getting back together: Hello Goodbye - The Beatles

Wedding: I Can't Do It Alone - Chicago MST (haaa, lol)

Birth of child: Photograph - Weezer

Final Battle: Jigsaw - Tsunami Bomb

Death Scene: James K. Polk - They Might Be Giants (do I die teaching history? WTF?)

Funeral Song: One Meatball - Andrews Sisters (lol, this is a camp song...and is like, the worst funeral song evar xDDD)

End Credits: Bubbly - Colbie Caillat

OTPs

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:30:13 GMT

Iris Conway & Brad Madley

ANNIVERSARY; TBA CHILDREN; Laura - 1983 SONGS; TBA

Ashlyn Cooper & Keegan Robins

ANNIVERSARY; March 17, 1979 CHILDREN; Demelza - 1980 Joseph - 1982 SONGS;

Moses Dodderidge & Harmony Yates

ANNIVERSARY; January 25, 1979 CHILDREN; Auggie - Daisy - Rufus - Madeline - Ziggy - Calla - Rex SONGS; Lucky by Jason Mraz

Emily & Dominic Johnson

ANNIVERSARY; December 28, 1974 CHILDREN; Angelina - 1977 Matthew - 1980 SONGS;

Noralie Thompson & Jones Dennis

ANNIVERSARY; September 6, 1979 CHILDREN; SONGS; Come On, Get Higher by Matt Nathanson

Arthur & Molly Weasley

ANNIVERSARY; August 8, 1969 CHILDREN; Bill - 1970 Charlie - 1972 Percy - 1975 Fred - 1978 George - 1978 Ron - 1980 Ginny - 1981 SONGS; You're Timeless to Me from Hairspray Embraceable You from Crazy for You All I Ask of You from Phantom of the Opera

Mary MacDonald & Gabriel Corner

ANNIVERSARY; **** , 1979 CHILDREN; Michael - 1980 SONGS; Desperately by Michelle Branch Collide by Howie Day

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:38:15 GMT

If you want to know the questions, send me a comment. The catch is you have to do it yourself if I send them!

1. Cristina
2. Lettie
3. Cristina
4. Sabs...idk D:
5. SABS
6. ~~all y'all~~ we'll go with Lettie
7. Cor
8. everyone D: but...probably Kristin
9. Cristina
10. ~~not Lettie~~ Cristina
11. pass
12. Ron
13. Leigh
14. Sabs
15. pass
16. Kate
17. pass
18. pass
19. everyone, honestly....we'll go with Cor
20. Alter
21. pass
22. pass
23. pass >>;
24. PASS
25. ...pass >.<
26. pass...:D?
27. Kristin
28. lol, Lettie
29. Cristina *eyebrow waggle*
30. whoo!

stolen from Cristina

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:35:51 GMT

Pick a character and I'll tell you...

1. Had their first crush on and when.
2. Had their first kiss with and when.
3. Who they lost their virginity to and when.
4. First said 'I love you' to and really meant it.
5. Came most closest to marrying/settling down with. (If your character is already married/settled down, choose the person before their current spouse.)

Emily Johnson's Flavors

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:34:07 GMT

Working
Emily let out a long sigh when she returned to the nurse's station. One of the healers had dumped an entire stack of charts and papers on the desk, no note no requests....nothing. "See," she growled angrily as she stared at the papers, "This is why I hate my job sometimes. Young, incompetent healers just thinking that they can throw their things here and expect us to do all the work--babysitting them, putting them up, figuring out where they go." It was a tired rant, but it wasn't one she was willing to give up. She looked down the long corridors, hoping to catch a glimpse of lime green so she could give the culprit a piece of her mind. Urgh, bullocks. Thank Merlin she'd have the chance to talk to the Chief Healer about this, otherwise she'd go bloody insane.
back

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:58:20 GMT

The Flavor Directory
25 Flavors | Last update: 9/3/2008

Ludovic Bagman	Iris Conway	Ashlyn Cooper	Moses Dodderidge	Oscar Egg	Joseph Jenkins
01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Paternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Wedding 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Paternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Boy Experimenting 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Paternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Paternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own
Emily Johnson	Mary MacDonald	Cassiopeia Rabnott	Joceline Shimpling	Noralie Thompson	Arthur Weasley
01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Wedding 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Ministry Bsns 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Maternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own	01. Happy 02. Angry 03. Sad 04. Concerned 05. Scared 06. Crying 07. Giddy 08. First Crush 09. Yule Ball 10. Innocent 11. Betrayed 12. Baby 13. Best Friend 14. Working 15. Traumatized 16. Wary 17. Drunk 18. Flustered 19. Bitchy 20. Paternal-Love 21. First Year 22. Graduating 23. Pick-Your-Own 24. Pick-Your-Own 25. Pick-Your-Own

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:55:03 GMT

HEY, HEY YOUSE GUISE! DID YOU KNOW THAT SERVING ON THE PTA MAKES YOU A VIABLE CHOICE FOR VICE PRESIDENT, FOR BEING A HEART ATTACK AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY?

lolz, CBS News is fun!

Seriously, though. I don't think I've had more intelligent conversations with my family about politics and the world than I have this weekend. Very good for the soul, not gonna lie. You should try it.

EDIT: Not only that, but her geographical location makes it very likely that SHE KNOWS SANTA CLAUS.

Stolen from Cristina The Thing.

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:49:46 GMT

Choose any of my characters, past or present, RP or my own work, as many as you want. I will give you a name, maybe a PB, and five facts for their firstborn child, even if the character is unqualified to have children. Not only that but I am so bored I will do the first born girl and boy, their houses, and how the parents ended up together.

If the couple's already together then...I'll write how they got together if it was not played out in-game/engaged/found out about the pregnancy or something idk

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:44:44 GMT

Oh internet, why must you have the most awesome crack?

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:58:09 GMT

I just had this glorious image of Nora feeding Penny when West comes tomorrow to pick her up...and the craziness that ensues from that. Oh, the joys of breastfeeding.

>_> *cough*

let's talk about sex, beh beh

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:58:40 GMT

Give me a name of one of my characters, and I will answer the following questions:

1. Are they a virgin?
2. What are their general feelings about sex?
3. What sort of experience do they have with sex?
4. Do they have any fetishes or fantasies?
5. How comfortable are they with their body?
6. With their partner's body?
7. Do they have any special skills?

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:17:31 GMT

Fall 2008
	Sunday	Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday
09:00		MATH 4821		MATH 4821		MATH 4821
09:30		MATH 4821	EDFL 3215	MATH 4821	EDFL 3215	MATH 4821
10:00			EDFL 3215		EDFL 3215
10:30			EDFL 3215		EDFL 3215
11:00			ELEC 3220		ELEC 3220
11:30			ELEC 3220		ELEC 3220
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frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 04:14:22 GMT

I feel like I'm being pulled everywhere at once right now. Seriously? I have obligations as an office assistant, I have obligations as a hall council president, and I have obligations as a band member. I don't think I'm going to be able to keep everything together and straight in all honesty. That's probably way bad, but. Whatever.

Friday
* 10:30- meet with Janna to make up a flyer
* 11:30- lunch in Ellis
* 12:00- work until 15:00 pm
* 16:00- loft distribution meeting
* 17:30- dinner in Natt/Brad
* 18:00- band audition and other suchness until 21:30 pm

Saturday
* 09:00- band until 11:00
* 11:30- President's Round Table
* 13:00- team building until 14:00
* 14:00- band until 19:00
* 21:00- finishing up bulletin boards

Sunday
* 07:30- set up for move in day
* 10:30- marching practice until 12
* 13:00- music practice until 15:00
* 15:30- marching practice until 16:30
* 16:30- Week of Welcome performance
* 21:00- work until 24:00

Monday
* 10:30- marching until 12:00
* 13:00- marching until 15:00
* 18:00- uniform check out

In which Laura has a lulz and Ally's brain gets all hot and steamy...

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:49:53 GMT

7:46:22 PM adorkablelaurie: ...i just realized that there are probably all sorts of pedophiles watching this right now
7:46:27 PM adorkablelaurie: oh my god, thought get out of my BRAIN
7:46:33 PM gracelessally: NO
7:46:34 PM gracelessally: BAD
7:46:42 PM gracelessally: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
7:46:43 PM gracelessally: LMFAO
7:46:47 PM adorkablelaurie: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
7:46:48 PM adorkablelaurie: BUT REALLY
7:46:56 PM gracelessally: THEY'RE PROBABLY LIKE CHINA
7:47:00 PM adorkablelaurie: THIS IS LIKE, THE EYE CANDY OF THE SUMMER OLYMPICS
7:47:01 PM gracelessally: DROOOOOOL
7:47:14 PM adorkablelaurie: lol, i'm so CDJ-ing this shit
7:47:39 PM adorkablelaurie: b/c we obvi win at life
7:47:42 PM gracelessally: EVIL
7:47:50 PM adorkablelaurie: xDDD
7:48:09 PM gracelessally: CONALL IS TOTALLY PERVING ON THEM NOW
7:48:11 PM gracelessally: THANKS
7:48:34 PM adorkablelaurie: ...I'M SORRY DDDD:
7:48:46 PM gracelessally: XP

photo heavy, not dial-up safe

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:16:48 GMT

I just finished moving...sorta. I need to decorate and all that, but take a look at my new room, bbs!

MY DESK OH MAH GAH

MY BED OH MAH GAH

MY TV/BATHROOM DOOR OH MAH GAH

MY DESK AND FISH TANK OH MAH GAH

NEW CURTAINS IN THE BATHROOM SO PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT ME WHILST PEEING OR SHOWERING OH MAH GAH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

way way stolen...but since when aren't they?

frenchhornlkw@hotmail.com — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:17:04 GMT

Give me a decision any of my characters has made in the past and I'll tell you what would have happened had they chosen differently.

And also, this one!

Give me a situation we've talked about that could have actually happened in Valesco canon, history, and future. How did this happen? Why did they do that? What was going through their mind?