La Lyssa Lou

runlalarun@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:42:21 GMT

I think I have a kidney infection in both kidneys. The pain is so severe, and yet, I can't take time off work. AWESOME IS MY LIFE.

runlalarun@gmail.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:27:29 GMT

Life sucks, people.

runlalarun@gmail.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:53:49 GMT

Mostly all of this was done to be funny

runlalarun@gmail.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:58:38 GMT

Ganked a meme from online.

Instructions:
1. Choose up to five of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.

I have only one guy, so yeah. Short and sweet.

What's your opinion on reading and writing?

Are there pictures involved? Don't get me wrong, reading/writing is nice, but it can get so boring. My eyes get weary. Perhaps I am dyslexic. Or have a short attention span.

What's your opinion on maths, sciences, and language(s)?

LANGUAGE is the single most glorious aspect of humanity. I could live without math and science. Who needs to calcuate energy spent or lift when you can just magic something out of the way?

What is the best way to learn something?

Beat it into one's brain. Physically, if necessary. That's how I plan to deal with my language students.

To what degree do you avoid risks and danger?

At all costs. If I can somehow convince someone else to get injured in my stead, why not chance that? My face is too lovely to damage.

Under what circumstances would you risk your life for someone else?

HA! I wouldn't take a Stinging Hex for my own mother.

Under what circumstances do you think killing someone justified, in general?

To save my own arse, I'd barbeque an orphan. Possibly some unease, but I'd do it.

Under which circumstances would you, personally, kill (or have you killed) someone?

I was asked to by someone more powerful than myself.

What is the worst feeling you experienced?

Not to be nostalgic, but when my father left. I hope he is dead somewhere.

And what is the best feeling?

Orgasms, naturally.

Babies babies babies!!

runlalarun@gmail.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:18:04 GMT

All the make-believe people are having babies, and so are real people!

My good friend Chris became a daddy today. Baby boy, Lennon James Floyd G., and Mama are doing well. Bought Chris a cigar. We had streamers, ate lots of pizza, and put crappy music on a juke box for all the other patrons to endure. GREAT DAY.

Eventually this journal will have posts about Igor etc. and less about how my personal life is like the dirt that sticks to the gum on the bottom of your shoe. Because it is. BUT CHRIS HAD A BABY so everything is okay for now.

runlalarun@gmail.com — Sun, 04 May 2008 02:16:53 GMT

Finally finals are over. Not taking summer classes. Possibly will quit my job.

Read: FREE TIME ABOUNDS FOR TEH LYSSA.

Someone give me something to do.