Name: Michael
Age: 21
AIM: paranoia pig
I'm just a grumpy old man, with very few admirable qualities. I don't care about much: a select few, money, and muscle cars. Everything I touch dies. I play a lot of video games, I enjoy rockabillies, I like to drive fast,I'm a violent drunk & a pervert, i play with guns, and I want to fuck Mila Jovavich.
I go by alot of different names. Cable, L, Aiji, Semekun, Bytheway, Knines, Whatchamacallit, Nathan, Andrew Compton, anything will do, really.
BANDS: [In no particular order ]Godsmack. Janne Da Arc. Pierrot. Radiohead. The Reatards. Tool. A Perfect Circle. Deadman. Mindless Self Indulgence. Leftover Crack. Orgy. Choking Victim. Morning Glory. Puscifer. The Smashing Pumpkins. Bush. The Pagans. Against Me!. Blue Oyster Cult. Silverchair. Alice in Chains. Psychonaut. NIN. Kagrra. Kagerou. X-Japan.Pink Floyd. Madeth Gray`ll. Phobia. An Cafe. D'espairs Ray. Bright Eyes. Placebo. The Blood Brothers. HORSE the band.
SOLO: hide. The Reverend Horton Heat. Hyde. David fuckin` Bowie. Gackt. Brotha Lynch. DJ Tiesto. Ayumi Hamasaki. DJ Irene. Tech N9ne. Fiona Apple. Kirito.
MANGA: MPD Psycho. Blame!. Deathnote. Angel Sanctuary. Lovless. Yami No Matsuei. Nana. Naruto. KKJ. Jigoku Shoujo. Ranma 1/2. Shounen Zanzou. Bleach. AirGear. Count Cain/God Child. The Demon Ororon. Kaine. MARS. Gokinjo Monogatari. Hagane no Renkinjutsushi..
ANIME: Gilgamesh. FLCL. Paranoia Agent. Jigoku Shoujo. Boogiepop Phantom. Serial Experiments Lain. Samurai Champloo. Hellsing. Berzerk. Cowboy Bebop. Texhnolyze. Monster. Sukisyo. Outlaw Star. Haibane Renmei.
BOOKS: A Clockwork Orange. Narcotics Anonymous. Exquisite Corpse. Wounds.
GAMES: Shin Megami Tensei(all of them). Silent Hill. Starcraft. Marvel Vs. Capcom. Hitman series. Ku-On. Dead Space. Makai Kingdom. Star wars:Battlefront. Katamari. Fatal Frame. Universe at War. Phantom Brave. Star Ocean:TTEOF. Legends of Mana. Final Fantasy Tactics. Forbidden Siren. Chrono Trigger/Cross. Pokeemans (any, though Diamond is my favorite. :3) And Bujingai cause you can totally thrust around as Gackt. x3
MOVIES: Jacob`s Ladder. Forbidden Zone. RHPS. A Clockwork Orange (Even thought the movie sucked compared to the book, seeing an old woman be beat to death with a ceramic Penis is PRICELESS) 'El Labirinto del Fauno. 28 Days Later. Smokin' Aces. The Departed.
These things are important to me.
UKECHAN :: brb, getting fucked over a table while snorting coke. Okay, and I am back to tell you, this kid cums black fluid. :X Now that I'm done with the bad inside jokes, I can move on and say..uhm. You made me an even bigger pedo that I was before, so fuck you... SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. Okay, I swear I'm done with that now, I'm about to piss my pants, thouh. ho boy. There really isn't anyone cooler than you.. well, besides me, that is.
DES Well, fuck, you're a little bitch. But, it's alright because I love your stupid fucking cunt ass anyway. God, fuck off.. ahhh, I'm sorry, ily, get my dick suck ? D:
MY CAR :: Oh, girl.. I would fuck you. I swear... if it were physically possible, I might try. You're so sexy. WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO KILL ME ? :[
MIKE :: He's my beaner. Wearing his clothes gets me poon. That about sums up his worth. Wellll, I guess he's my best friend or something. :o
Created in: Corel Paint Shop Pro X
Edited in: EditPad pro
Features: 47 from the Hitman series.
Lyrics: Snagged from Puscifer songs
Yeah. I'm not quite sure about it. This was just the result of me being upset and trying to keep myslef occupied. 47's a fucking badass, though. The text on the left side looked boring when it was stright, so I rotated it a slight amount, but now it's driving me crazy, haha. XD Hey, I'm almost wondering if the whole thing would look better without the image on the right at all... But, I didn't feel like re-doing everything. I can't directly dredit the images that aren't from the game. because they either came from google images or deviantart a while back; But, I can say they're not mine.
Sunday, October 25th, 2020 10:42am
FO;
.You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun.
I'm not that fucking hard to get along with.
anyhow. If you add mee.... Just be warned.
1. I speak my mind.. no matter how gross it is
2. Right now life is tough, I might bitch alot. :D
3. If you've fucked with my friends... go to hell.
4. I pretty much don't care who you are or were, I'm very accepting, and I'm not just friends with people who are exactally like me. In general, most my friends have been nothing like me.
5. I fucking hate drama queens. Go kill yourself already, if you think your life is so damn awful.
6. IF YOU SAY 'HELLA' ALL THE FUCKING TIME, I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOUR THROAT CLOSED.</b> HELLA IS NOT EVEN A WORD. I ESPECIALLY HATE IT WHEN NOTHING COMES AFTER IT... IE:
A: "So I went to the mall today and bought porn"
B: "Hella"
HOW DOES THAT RESPONSE MAKE SENSE ? SHIIIIT, fucking get cancer and die in a fire.
I dunno, shit I'm tired.. I'll fix this later. T_T
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Thursday, January 8th, 2009 4:10pm
wtf
So..I went to youtube to find a trailer of The Unborn for a friend...and ended up browsing for a..while...
I swear I've almost peed my pants... this isn't my favorite one.. but, it expresses my sentiments on the WHOLE movie.. xD
Current Mood ⇔  amused
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Saturday, October 25th, 2008 5:30pm
oh what the...
Jesus Christ I have missed the internet. XD
*pees pants*
Current Mood ⇔ amused
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Saturday, October 25th, 2008 3:19pm
Echo of shattered thoughts ??
Boo. So I've got all my stuff as about as organized as one can with just cardboard boxes and a bed. @_@ I'll talk to Donald and set the 360 up downstairs later and maybe Mo and I can play some Katamari. :3
Soon, I will take pictures of this room... and show everyone the madness. :x the insanely nerdy-rainbowy-cuteshitness of a room... There's even a fucking.. blythe-doll thing. @_@ I'm gonna make her naked... though, honestly.. huh, she has the body of a six year old..... >>
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oh woah.. hey, looks like I have my own mini fridge in here, too. :B
I've got my hardrive hooked up now, too...now, I'm just going to have to talk Donald into giving me an administrative account on here until I get my tower... which, I guess is only two weeks from now.
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHY DOES A PONY NEED A CASH REGISTER ? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE DIGITS !
( actually piktos nao )
Current Mood ⇔  blah
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Saturday, October 25th, 2008 10:27am
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
PREPARE TO BE SCARED.
( fucktons )
Current Music ⇔ My faggot phone vibrating
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