what's that phrase you use when you're in a MOOD and everything pisses you off although it wouldn't on any normal day?

Cuz that's what I'm feeling right now.

I need to NOT be reading fannish and friends stuff today. I will probably take it ENTIRELY wrong and go off on someone who doesn't deserve it.

God, if I'd just BLEED already.

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "

The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

My new lunchbox, lol:
( First Season lunchbox! )

And some local Autumn Color - so pretty! I grabbed these last Wednesday on a street I only drive once a week, taking the girls back and forth to piano.
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The hard drive in my work laptop makes this little sound every once in awhile - it sounds like a lone cricket, or maybe a little frog'. Very pleasant, actually, for a noise from a computer.

I may start calling it The Frog. Or the Cricket. Maybe the frog eats the cricket...

Indulged my PMS with a cream-filled, chocolate covered donut, a chocolate covered glazed donut, and a maple-coated pumpkin spice donut from Krispy Kreme, she said sweetly.

And I think I'm going to take a bath later, she said hotly.

I opened my vidding program but didn't do anything, she said mournfully.

God, what a pissy day, she said miserably.

I'm not sure how you can find me...but I'm lauramcewan, she said dumbly.

This is what I think of every time I drop one of Lush's "Happy Pills" into the bath...the smells remind me of this!