It was pointed out to me today that I have a nickname for every single horse in my stables. So, for your edification and entertainment, some of the more colorful ones:

Crouching Moron Hidden Batshit, Psychopath, Alfeazle or just Feazle, Li'l Thang I, II, and III, Bitchpony, Bratpony, Grand Old Lady (this mare's nickname varies between that and "Evelyn," actually; Sixth Doctor fans will know why), Fuzzyface, Mr. Nibbles, Loverboy, Babydoll, Ladybird, Boo, Theney-Boo, Pickadiddle, Trubs, Dinosaur, General Lee (or "Richard Henry Lee," depending on whether I've watched Gettysburg or 1776 more recently), Big'n'Dumb, Qubert, Uglyface, Spaztastic, Hanky Panky (also occasionally known as "Grand Pimpmaster" and "Iroh"), and You Bastard.

I love my job.