*uses new icon for lulz*
Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 1918
How many hours or days of music: 4.6 days

Most recently played: I'm Gonna Be, the Proclaimers
Most played: Shallott, Emilie Autumn
Most recently added: Song for a Winter's Night, Jewel and Sarah McLachlan

Sort by song title
First Song: A-E-I-O-U, the Caterpiller's Song from Alice in Wonderland.
Last Song: The 1812, Bond

Sort by time
Shortest Song: The first file is a spoken intro by John Barrowman at 10 seconds, the first actual song is The Intermission, from Spamalot, at 22 seconds.
Longest Song: The Hot Fuzz Suite, David Arnold, at 23:02 (the longest file claims to be Harvest of Sorrow, by Blind Guardian, at 25:25, but this is a lie as it only plays about three minutes)

Sort by album
First album: Abbey Road
Last album: 1776 soundtrack

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Pachabel's Canon in D

Search the following and state how many songs come up:

Death: 8
Life: 46
Love: An embarrassing 83
Hate: 2 (mind you, I'm not sure why the Diva's Lament comes up here)
You: 175
Sex: 0