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Pornocchio [22 Nov 2008|12:00am]

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

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Vegetarian Vampire [21 Nov 2008|12:00am]

A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.

The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.

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sargasm [19 Nov 2008|12:00am]

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

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pre-wasted [20 Nov 2008|12:00am]

Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."

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Thumb Strength [18 Nov 2008|12:00am]

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

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clapathy [17 Nov 2008|12:00am]

When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.

"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."

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IYKWIM [16 Nov 2008|12:00am]

Acronym. Stands for "If you know what I mean". Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with "AITYD" (and I think you do).

"I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch."

"Oh, I've got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM...AITYD."

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bagside [15 Nov 2008|12:00am]

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

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007 [14 Nov 2008|12:00am]

The codename of legendary Secret Service Agent, James Bond

And please double ough seven, try not to destroy this one car.

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Walk-In Closet [13 Nov 2008|12:00am]

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

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echo effect [12 Nov 2008|12:00am]

The "echo effect" is when a slogan or jingle get's into everyday talk. Advertisers love to get people to incorporate slogans into regular conversation.

Echo effect examples: Wendy’s “Where’s the beef?” or Miller Beer’s “I love you man!” Nike's "Just do it!" These brand slogan reverberated in pop culture and infiltrated our everyday conversations.

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bumper sticker activism [11 Nov 2008|12:00am]

To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.



Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.

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MIRF [10 Nov 2008|12:00am]

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

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textrovert [09 Nov 2008|12:00am]

1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.

2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.

Kelly: "So how'd the conversation go with Bill last night?"

Wendy: "Ah he's such a textrovert. We didn't make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts."

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Flesh Forks [08 Nov 2008|12:00am]

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

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PEWS [07 Nov 2008|12:00am]

Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:

The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.

*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."

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Election erection [06 Nov 2008|12:00am]

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

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Obama Baby [05 Nov 2008|12:00am]

A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s).

I was born July 2009. I'm an Obama baby!

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vote [04 Nov 2008|12:00am]

The best way you have of voicing your opinion in a way that can matter. Nothing's perfect, and there's always going to be mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for not casting a ballot for what you believe in. Take the time to understand the issues and then take the time to vote. Don't let people who aren't going to be around four years from now decide your future. Complaining without voting is worse than any hanging chad.

My conscience is clear because I took the time to vote.

Don't worry about rocking the vote, just vote!

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scorpio [03 Nov 2008|12:00am]

scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.

damn that wendy girl is hot! she must be a scorpio!

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